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When your alarm wakes you up in the morning

lulz-time:

Expectations

Reality:

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kattygirls:

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kattygirls:

Food On Your Dash :)

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dobbaaa:

fapitalism:

I’m gonna be honest

I reblog this every time I see it

heyfunniest:

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heyfunniest:

my 12 year old stepson just handed me a literal wad of cash and said “buy yourself somethin nice”

it is like 400 dollars

where did he get it

what is

what

what

what

what

w h a t

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When you realize you just said something really stupid.

lulz-time:

 

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imagine if it went the opposite way around

  • Me: Hi! Can you sign my pap-
  • Band Member: Marry me.
  • Me: What?
  • Band Member: What?
  • Me:
  • Band Member:
  • Me:
  • Band Member: I mean yeah, sure I'll sign your paper.
the-absolute-best-gifs:

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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